EPHRAIM HARDCASTLE: Photos of the Duchess of Cambridge in Army fatigues indicate that Kate is at last ready to step up and maintain the strong links between royalty and the Armed Forces

EPHRAIM HARDCASTLE: Photos of the Duchess of Cambridge in Army fatigues indicate that Kate is at last ready to step up and maintain the strong links between royalty and the Armed Forces

Photos of the Duchess of Cambridge wearing Army fatigues show that she is finally prepared to step up and maintain the close ties between royalty and the armed forces. Kate is infamously reluctant to take on military tasks.

The colonelcy of the Grenadier Guards is reportedly on the way to her, which feeds the rumors that she is about to take on higher-profile positions.

Because Andrew had the position withdrawn from him, the Queen is taking her time to fill it. However, the Grenadiers would embrace Kate with open arms, just as they did for Princess Elizabeth, who served as their first female royal colonel in 1942.

Andrew, who has delusions, still believes he can get back the part, but he should give up. One officer in the Bill Browns gives the advice that “the boys wouldn’t wear it.”

A timely recommendation for the troubled heir from Dominic West, an Old Etonian who plays Charles in the television series The Crown. “I adore the guy. He is an outstanding individual and a force for good.

Do you prefer cash or a royal cheque, Dom?

Boris Becker, who is sadly unable to do his yearly duties as a BBC Wimbledon pundit, isn’t the only well-known German to have been detained at the Oxfordshire jail.

He is undoubtedly watching the tennis on TV from his cell at Huntercombe Prison. It served as an internment camp during the Second World War and briefly housed Rudolf Hess, Hitler’s deputy, before Winston Churchill imprisoned him in the Tower of London after his parachute landing in Scotland.

The Duchess of York, shown below, gushes about how much she misses Diana as the 25th anniversary of her passing draws near, saying: “I shall mark the day thinking of her, I think of Diana constantly.”

However, Fergie foolishly stated in her 1996 autobiography: “Diana assisted me by giving me all her shoes (and less fortunately, her plantar warts),” therefore there is no mention of their separation during the final year of Diana’s life.

A bad time for society’s bible Tatler: Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall, “two of the most influential and well-connected persons on the planet,” are listed as Social Power Index couples in the most recent edition.

They just unplugged, didn’t they?

Will John Simpson, the head BBC Remainer, ever stop whining about Brexit? On his television show Unspun World, he made the following ignorant remark: “It’s been six years since the British people narrowly decided to leave the European Union in a vote that astonished just about everyone.”

In fact, the BBC’s own analysis of a poll conducted on the eve of the referendum indicated that “both Leave and Remain on 45 percent.”

Miriam Margolyes claims that playing Professor Sprout in the Harry Potter movies brought in more money than at any other point in her career. If magic exists in J.K. Rowling’s stories, she responds, “The intangible magic was when I went to the bank.”