»Harry considered Diana using ‘down there’ cream, book audio criticized online«
Prince Harry’s TMI narrative about applying lotion “down there” and how it reminded him of his late mother has caused audiobook listeners to recoil in disgust.
A snippet from his bombshell memoir “Spare” is circulating on social media, horrifying many.
Harry, 38, recalls applying Elizabeth Arden ointment to his frostbitten, “extremely sensitive and borderline traumatized” penis in 2011 after a trip to the North Pole.
After a friend suggested the cream as a home treatment, the royal recalled Princess Diana using the same cream on her lips.
“My mother used it to her lips. Do you want me to place something on my tally stick?
After receiving confidence from his friend, he decided to proceed.
In the book, he states, “I discovered the tube, and as soon as I opened it, the scent transported me through time.” “It felt as though my mother was in the room with me, so I took a small amount and applied it there.”
A small gap is audible before the Duke of Sussex says “down there” in a significantly deeper voice.
Audience members could not believe what they heard.
People are terrified by a snippet from Prince Harry’s bombshell biography “Spare” that is circulating on social media.
Someone tweeted, “PS NO mother wants to be ‘right there in the room’ during the application of 8-hour cream ahem ‘down there.’”
“This has completely ruined my day,” claimed one customer.
Adam Busch, an actor, replied, “The pause before ‘down there’”
Someone commented, “The spirit of Princess Di appeared when she was most needed.”
Another added, “I’ve never wanted to be Elizabeth Arden cream so badly in my entire life.”
Someone tweeted, “Okay, but when is the movie adaptation of this chapter only?”
“WHAT HAVE I JUST HEARD. In the same sentence, my urine and my mother’s lips are mentioned. “BROTHER, I AM SENT,” a troubled listener exclaimed.
“Diana “I am so sorry Charles raised his children to be like this girl,” remarked another.
Someone stated, “we do not have to share *everything* we experience.”
“Poor man hasn’t been able to express his truth since birth, and now he’s finally letting it all out, but oh boy… I guarantee it’s okay to keep some things to yourself,” another user tweeted.
One observer said, “All I can hear is Elizabeth Hard-on-cream.”
“Freud has just risen from the grave to purchase a copy,” someone joked.
Prince Harry remembers applying Elizabeth Arden cream to his frostbitten penis for relief.
People saw Elizabeth Arden’s tweet touting its Hyaluronic Acid product and stating that it is useful for “cold months” as a jab at Prince Harry.
“You’ve probably heard a lot about the benefits of Hyaluronic Acid, but did you know it’s particularly useful during the winter?” The brand issued a tweet.
However, the tweet was made on Monday, just one day before to the book’s release on Tuesday, despite the fact that it had been incorrectly sold early in Spain.
You’ve likely heard a lot about the benefits of Hyaluronic Acid, but did you realize it’s particularly useful during the colder months?
The idea is to apply it to damp skin, as HA draws environmental moisture into the skin.
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“Can you verify that this will help a frozen todger?” “Prince Harry says so?” asked a respondent.
There is no such thing as bad publicity, said another.
Someone wrote, “Elizabeth Arden is trolling #PrinceHarry.”
This is not the first time Prince Harry’s frostbitten penis has been teased.
The internet got into a frenzy when it was reported that he had a frostbitten “todger” during a 2011 North Pole expedition.
In the book, Prince Harry made a number of shocking revelations, including the story of how he lost his virginity, his shopping habits at TK Maxx, and his violent altercations with his brother.
»Harry considered Diana using ‘down there’ cream, book audio criticized online«