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Singles Awareness Day is marked annually on September 15, providing an opportunity to appreciate autonomy and independence in all their grandeur.
The regular presence of a warm body in your bed is pleasant, but you know what really stinks? Doing whatever the hell one desires without regard for the emotional well-being of another individual. Take the entire duvet, wash your hair down the drain, and remain blissfully, delightfully unaffected by the habits and hang-ups of others. The unattached need not connect singleness with single doom.
Singles Awareness Day is a commercial holiday in China that encourages singles to indulge in romantic dinners and luxury merchandise. Singles Awareness Day has surpassed Black Friday and Cyber Monday as the most lucrative online shopping holiday, as a result of the idea that being single is something to be celebrated. Target, Foot Locker, Best Buy, Expedia, and Alibaba are just a few of the brands giving singles discounts.
In addition to lining corporate pockets, Singles Awareness Day serves as a reminder not to rebuke love and partnership, but rather to hold yourself high, revel in your own company, and feel complete all on your own, and you know, maybe buy a plane ticket, new running shoes, and a weighted blanket because goddamn you deserve it.
So go forth and love yourself well, and find humor in this collection of solitary zodiac sign characteristics.
When they don’t have a partner to challenge them, Aries get their kicks from adrenaline-heavy activities and dangerous habits such as speeding through suburbs they don’t reside in, swiping right on every stranger within a 40-mile radius, and eating gas station sushi. This type of person requires continual stimulation and frequently instigates merely to see what will happen, making them a wonderful complement to a political argument but a risky guest at a dinner party.
Taureans tend to marry for life and rarely sever relations with a partner, even if that partner is a philandering trash panda. They avoid being single since they can buy more expensive furniture and order more tapas if they are in a relationship.
Gemini behaves as if they are single regardless of whether or not they are in a committed relationship; texting a galaxy of past, present, and future lovers, buzzing about, talking nonstop to themselves and others, absorbing facts, and embellishing everything from denim jackets to their own life story. Gemini is always on the lookout for the next opportunity, and like a member of a boy band from the early 2000s, they always maintain the illusion of being just out of reach.
As the resident and self-flagellating sentimentalist of the zodiac, the single Cancer is perpetually waxing poetry, stalking in full, longingly texting, and/or hexing their ex. The oculus shifts and the cycle begins afresh only after they discover someone more injured, inaccessible, or emotionally handicapped to care for.
Leo requires adulation on a daily basis in the same way that others require fiber. The single Leo is a ravenous Leo, dressing to the nines and lavishing schmaltz on any prospective victim. These individuals do not care who provides them with aid as long as they feel desired and desired. There will be a great deal of spotlight dancing, artificial eyelashes worn during the day, gym selfies and self-care posts boasting how great they look/feel, as well as some low-level hitting on the husbands/wives of friends.
Virgo regrets being alone and perceives it as proof that they are unlovable, that nobody likes them, and that everyone hates them, so they might as well eat worms or the carefully cultivated organic vegetables. They tend to remain unmarried due of the paradoxical combination of self-loathing and upholding unattainable standards. for some They do not believe they are good enough and do not believe anyone else is either. In lieu of sex and sport, they spend their solitary days rehashing past relationship failures, taking vitamins, and masturbating in front of a newly waxed floor.
As the sign of partnerships and alliances, Libras frequently feel incomplete without one. A touch of the corrosive “you’re nobody until someone loves you” mentality. Oy. Being alone for a Libra is the most formative of all zodiac signs since it pushes them to define themselves without the ballast of another person, to understand and respond to their own needs rather than the desires of others. Libras frequently produce their best work when they are on the run from love, Oscar Wilde wrote best when he was heartbroken, Kim Kardashian is more marketable without Kanye West, Cardi B strikes hard when her relationships are strained, and Usher’s greatest albums are about breakups.
A single Scorpio is a formidable opponent. These individuals have a well-earned reputation for remaining in their exes’ orbits, including the use of monitoring devices and voicemail hacking, and when they are single, their obsession on their ex-partners deepens. Due to their own ability for dedication and readiness to sacrifice for love, Scorpios typically actively shun relationships. They desire connection and anticipate betrayal, so they flirt through intimidation and lack of blinking and breathing.
Archers are a buoyant breed that take being single in stride and are confident that their next great adventure or formidable love affair is just around the bend. As they wait for a partner who can satisfy their demand for independence, Sagittarians are content to pass the time by sleeping with strangers, playing the didgeridoo, prowling book stores, and preparing their soapbox speeches.
Capricorns devote their single life to single-mindedness and the pursuit of accomplishment. HRH Lady Gaga’s proclamation, “Your career will never wake up and tell you it no longer loves you,” was stated by an Aries, albeit in a Capricorn accent. Indeed, a single Cap is engaged in their daily work. While they may be travelling the path alone, they are laboring to pave it in gold and maintaining their stride in garments with a bias cut in earth and concrete tones.
As long as they reside in a frozen tower of self-imposed emotional solitude, Aquarius is blind to the distinction between single and partnered. Romantic partners are akin to familiars for water bearers, a companion minion who does the dishes so that the resident genius can focus on genius-level tasks. In the wild, the single Aquarius is untidy, malnourished, and accompanied by the unique odor of mothballs, newspaper, and modeling glue.
Pisces individuals have a tendency to lose sight of themselves in partnerships, as they become engrossed in the details and emotional climate of their partner and consider fresh ways to pleasure them. Pisces give the world a service while they are single by channeling their caring and creative energy into generating art, being a muse, and illuminating a larger cast of characters. Alternatively, they remain poised like a poem by Edgar Allan Poe, with a baseline of hazy-eyed intoxication.
Astrologer Reda Wigle investigates celestial alignments and their effects on each zodiac sign, then provides sarcastic reports. Her horoscopes incorporate elements of history, poetry, popular culture, and individual experience. She is also a skilled writer who has interviewed a number of artists and entertainers and written extensively about her travel adventures. She has written about graveyard etiquette, her affection for dive bars, Cuban Airbnbs, a “girls guide” to strip clubs, and the “weirdest” meals accessible abroad.
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