Using angry and threatening post-it notes to cover a motorcyclist’s bike, a self-employed parking enforcement officer displayed their inventiveness.
Sam Woodcock posted a video of the nine post-it notes that an irate resident had duct taped to the seat of his motorcycle. The remarks were written in aggressive red ink.
When he was assaulted, Mr. Woodcock had parked his bicycle on a roadway in Elizabeth Bay.
‘Yo! This is not a bike park! There are plenty of bike parks and this is not one! You want to be a bikie, I know some…’
‘Have some respect for your neighbours. Next time I’m coming to knock your bike over and punch you in the face!’
Mr Woodcock called the post-it bandit an ‘absolute idiot’ before panning up to the parking sign – which showed he had left his bike in a ‘motorbike only’ zone.
Locals in the comments labelled the note-leaver a post-it poet and said they had seen other aggressive notes left in the area.
The aggressive motorbike notes come the same week a P-plate driver of an Audi hatchback was blasted for parking halfway across a road in nearby Surry Hills and was left two angry notes.
‘This is not how to park you f*cken moron,’ one of the notes read.
Another brutal note said: ‘You are a sh*t parker.’
Twitter commenters under photos of the notes also slammed the driver for the poor park.
‘And the worst parking in Sydney today goes to this P-Plate driver,’ one wrote.
‘Lets pray they’re sterile,’ another said.
‘Audi owners manual says this is the correct parking technique. Please do your research,’ another joked.